Is it just me or is Sarah Palin's resignation speech a train wreck of mixed metaphors and incoherence? Is she speaking in code? Maybe she's been recruited by the CIA and this is her first assignment--she could be the agency's undercover mass communications person who sends directives to all the field agents via coded speeches. Or maybe she's sending subliminal messages to all our brains. Maybe if we played her speech backwards we'd hear, "Buy duct tape and plastic. Buy duct tape and plastic."
That must be it. She has no problem finding her way into the media spotlight. Both her political friends and foes are sure to pay attention--if not out of devotion, then out of derision.
Smart move, CIA. (How lucky for 3M and the Association of Plastic Manufacturers!)
But wait--here's another, far more disturbing idea--she is 90% of my students, all grown up. Incapable of sustained intellectual engagement and proud of it, confusing style with substance and stringing together cliches like random, shiny baubles.
Maybe I should ease up on my critiques of their carelessly flung together compositions. Maybe it's not just a typical condition of immaturity. Maybe they're merely following in the steps of their elected officials.